Laptop? Yeah, right. You’ll need a sturdy table for this monster, at least when it’s docked to that “gigantic bulbous butt.” Asus’ GX700 gaming notebook comes with an overclocked quad-core Skylake mobile “K” series processor and a 17-inch 4K (3840-by-2160) display, plus it’s rocking an as-yet-unreleased Nvidia mobile GPU.
Asus is mostly hush-hush about the laptop, but it appears the water cooling rig is that growth in the back. The clamshell can undock from it for a more portable PC. Hook it up at home, however, and you’ve got water keeping your components cool so they don’t melt under the stress of Witcher 3 on Ultra settings.
No pricing info yet, but the GX700 should head our way before the end of the year.