The night sky will be lit up in communities across the United States over the next few days as Americans celebrate the Fourth of July in the way they know best: By drinking too much and watching things explode.
Both activities, of course, are best left to professionals. But not everybody heeds the advice at the beginning of the video below, which clearly states: "The following stunts are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone, anywhere, at anytime."
Is that going to stop the average dumb American? Hell, no! Bring on the crotch rockets!
This story, "Fireworks fails to avoid on the Fourth of July (or, really, any other day)" was originally published by Fritterati.