Are you one of Donald Trump's 3.11 million Twitter followers? Congratulations! You have an inside track into the thoughts of the future "greatest jobs president that God has ever created."
Thoughts such as:
"Miss Universe, Paulina Vega, criticized me for telling the truth about illegal immigration, but then said she would keep the crown-Hypocrite"
"The American people deserve a wall to protect our jobs, economy and our safety. I am the only candidate who would build it."
"Why would Republican candidates want the support of Mitt Romney. He lost an election against Obama that should NEVER have been lost!"
Bracing as it must be to drink from Trump's Twitter Firehose of Wisdom, we wonder what it must be like to be one of Donald's top Twitter advisers; you know, one of the people to whom the billionaire real estate magnate and GOP presidential candidate looks for advice and inspiration.
Trump follows only 46 Twitter accounts, which is the exact number of states in America (if you take away the four with the most illegal immigrants, or if you don't count Texas and any other three southern states that really, really want to secede so they can exercise their
racism states rights).
It's also the same exact number of presidents this country has ever had, if you count Trump -- who, of course, will win next year -- and, we don't know, God.
But which 46 Twitter account does Trump follow? Probably not yours, unless you are 1) famous or 2) a Twitter feed from one of Donald's fabulously successful businesses.
Let's take a look at the Twitter feeds followed by the creator of the greatest television show of all time (Celebrity Apprentice) that God has ever created:
Trump Int'l Realty
Trump Toronto Hotel
Trump Hotel Panama
Trump National Doral
Trump National CLT
Trump Vegas Hotel
Trump Chicago Hotel
Trump National DC
Trump National LA
Trump New York
Trump Tower New York
Donald Trump Jr.
That's some Trumpy list! But there's more!...
The Apprentice (probably not for long)
Greta Van Susteren
Fox & Friends
Plus a couple of lowly employees. If your name is not on the list, you simply are not worthy.
This story, "Are you worthy of being followed on Twitter by Donald Trump? No, you are not." was originally published by Fritterati.