Are you worthy of being followed on Twitter by Donald Trump? No, you are not.

Donald Trump

"I'll follow you, you and you. As for you, get outta here!"

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Are you one of Donald Trump's 3.11 million Twitter followers? Congratulations! You have an inside track into the thoughts of the future "greatest jobs president that God has ever created."

Thoughts such as:

"Miss Universe, Paulina Vega, criticized me for telling the truth about illegal immigration, but then said she would keep the crown-Hypocrite"


"The American people deserve a wall to protect our jobs, economy and our safety. I am the only candidate who would build it."


"Why would Republican candidates want the support of Mitt Romney. He lost an election against Obama that should NEVER have been lost!"

Bracing as it must be to drink from Trump's Twitter Firehose of Wisdom, we wonder what it must be like to be one of Donald's top Twitter advisers; you know, one of the people to whom the billionaire real estate magnate and GOP presidential candidate looks for advice and inspiration.

Trump follows only 46 Twitter accounts, which is the exact number of states in America (if you take away the four with the most illegal immigrants, or if you don't count Texas and any other three southern states that really, really want to secede so they can exercise their racism states rights).

It's also the same exact number of presidents this country has ever had, if you count Trump -- who, of course, will win next year -- and, we don't know, God.

But which 46 Twitter account does Trump follow? Probably not yours, unless you are 1) famous or 2) a Twitter feed from one of Donald's fabulously successful businesses.

Let's take a look at the Twitter feeds followed by the creator of the greatest television show of all time (Celebrity Apprentice) that God has ever created:


Melania Trump

Trump Int'l Realty

Trump Toronto Hotel

Trump Hotel Panama

Trump Waikiki

Trump SoHo

Trump National Doral

Trump National

Trump National CLT

Trump Vegas Hotel

Trump Hotels

Trump Chicago Hotel

Trump National DC

Trump National LA

Trump New York

Trump Tower New York

Eric Trump

Donald Trump Jr.

Ivanka Trump

That's some Trumpy list! But there's more!...

The Apprentice (probably not for long)

Bill O'Reilly

Piers Morgan

Greta Van Susteren

Joe Scarborough

Mika Brzezinski

Vince McMahon

Gary Player

Steven Tyler

Magic Johnson

Geraldo Rivera


Leeza Gibbons

Fox & Friends

Plus a couple of lowly employees. If your name is not on the list, you simply are not worthy.

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