Former Ron Paul campaign official exposes gay plot to sodomize entire universe

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Universe, you've been warned.

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Maybe we shouldn't be in such a hurry to travel to other planets because apparently the gays are plotting to sodomize aliens and anything else sodomizable in the outer reaches of space.

That's according to Mike Heath, Iowa state director of Ron Paul’s 2102 presidential bid.

Heath issues the warning in his "Love is patient" blog under the charming headline "A Rabid Government: America Forcing Sodomy on the Universe." Let's check some highlights (just kidding, there are none; only fear and lunacy):

For over a decade I argued statewide in Maine that the addition of "sexual orientation" to the Maine Human Rights Act would have far-reaching consequences.  I predicted that Maine would quickly destroy marriage by making sodomy an acceptable precondition for state-recognized marriages.

The government went further than I imagined possible.  In addition to "sexual orientation" they included the category of gender, "trans"gender to be more specific.  This is more accurately described as cross dressing on steroids, just as "sexual orientation" is more accurately imagined as sexual perversion. ...

The virus is spreading rapidly.  It won't be enough to pervert the whole world with this evil anti-family worldview.  Since the developed governments of the world aspire to colonizing planets we have to prepare for the export of sodomy to other worlds -- to the entire universe!

I think it's time for us Christians to flip open our communicators.  Beam me up Scotty.

If any aliens are reading this, not everyone on Earth is this nuts. Please don't destroy our planet. We'll probably do it for you, one way or another. 

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