Maybe Pat Robertson can carve out a second career as a "big daddy" traveling the countryside to protect "little twerp" prepubescent boys by slapping some sense into -- and evil out of -- them.
The televangelist and terror of fifth-graders everywhere recently offered some parental advice to a concerned mom whose 11-year-old boy is out of control! He's becoming lax with his chores, is increasingly insolent, and does not properly keep the Sabbath! Also, the mom suspects her son has a digital porn stash. (Full disclosure: Last factoid made up by us to embellish the story.)
Fortunately, Pat knows how to straighten out this wayward lad right quick. (Or should we say right cross?)
Here's the 700 Club founder in a video posted by our friends at Raw Story, helping hapless "Marie" develop a strategy to rid her son of evil influences before the Lord changes his mind about saving him. Spoiler alert: It involves some Old Testament parenting techniques. Lovely.
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